i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again

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This better be my cake
This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.
Reblogging again for commentary.
Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.
that bolded is KILLING ME

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like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
“Fiction, or, Why I’m A Cartoonist, and/or Why It’s So Hard For Me To Make Friends”, a story I’ve been meaning to tell for a long time.
Since only 10 images are allowed in a photoset, here’s the cover (bigger image here):
Something I think we can all relate to. Give it a read, please. Crackpot is a wonderful person with limitless talent and deserves the whole world seeing it.
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- Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
- They take their time to develop them
- Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
- Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
- Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
- Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
- Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan
“ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them”
“why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing”
“ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now”
“why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper”
“wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cilff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”